Dear President Obama,
I am in a position develop special visions of the future for your administration.
My unique qualifications are based on a recent visit to the Noworolski Coffee House in Krakow, Poland, where Comrade Lenin plotted the Bolshevik Revolution while exiled from Czarist Russia. He dispatched instructions using illegal couriers, including young Stalin.
I have absorbed many of the wealth redistribution vibes of that era that still linger there.
My insights are free to you, but I do expect to receive substantial funds from stimulus packages you are promoting.
I hope to hear from you in the not too distant future...
Very truly yours
Bohdan O. Szuprowicz